I was of course expecting this. In fact, it's rather fascinating to learn what viewers notice and comment on in my videos, and I suppose it's human nature to express hatred and jealousy as one watches some whatever white guy have sex with cute girls way above his station in life. It reminds me of how I drunkenly yell at the screen as I behold some zero-talent reality TV celebrity enjoy their undeserved silver-spoon life.
My Outie Belly Button
In the world of belly buttons, I have what's known as an "outie." It protrudes out a little bit and resembles the tail end of a hotdog or sausage. I actually like it as it makes me unique, and it's also easier to keep clean than an "innie," as those get god-knows-what kind of debris stuck deep in there. Innies are fuckin' filthy.
Past girlfriends have labeled it "cute" as they kiss it tenderly, which feels amazing when you have an outie. When I meet a girl with an outie (e.g. Mayu), we instantly fall in love. When I meet a girl with an innie, I fuck her belly button with my outie (douche it first of course). You have no idea how intense the female belly button orgasm is. More research is needed.
My Veiny Old Dick
Let's move on to my dick, shall we?
My skin is so beyond white, it's essentially transparent. Even vampires say, "Dayum...that mother fucker pale, yo!" The sun and I are not friends, and when I take off my shirt at the beach, people think Jesus Christ has risen once again. So as one would expect, my veins are strikingly visible on my hands, feet, eyelids, and of course my cock--especially when it's hard and gorged with blood.
As I've gotten older, my veins too have aged and gotten even more visible. Fans have lauded my dick as "virile," "masculine," and "like a thick tricep muscle." Haters have dismissed it as "ugly," and "like a dog dick." I'm happy knowing that my old dick has sparked such fiery controversy and profound discourse. Perhaps one day entire websites and channels will be dedicated to my veiny old dick.
At a recent visit to my urologist, I inquired about my prominent penis veins. He rolled his eyes at my concern and joked, "This is what happens from years of fucking tight Asian pussy." I love my urologist.
Be warned gentlemen--your dick too will look like mine if you fuck too many tiny Asian pussies. Like a Chinese finger trap, the more you fuck them, the tighter they get. Are you willing to pay such a price?
I'll conclude with this--say whatever you want about my body, soul, belly button, or veiny old dick. But in my humble opinion, life is too short. The time spent writing that comment is far better spent jerking off and nutting.
Peace and Blessings,
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